Another Entry From The NRTF Dept. (Not Really That Funny)

This just proves that an idle mind can be a dangerous thing!

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. 
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I had  amnesia once---or twice. 
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. 
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy 
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If the world were  a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.  ********************  
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? 
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them. 
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. 
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. 
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. 
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. 
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How can there be self-help "groups"? 
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Is it me-or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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Again, my apologies...